Thursday, August 4, 2011


Here's that list that I was talking about a few days ago. I found it.
Top  clues you’re becoming old

* Falling asleep in front of the TV
* Feeling stiff
* Groaning when you bend down
* Losing your hair
* Hating noisy places
* Thinking teachers/policemen/ doctors look really young
* Getting more hairy - ears, face, eyebrows, nose etc.
* Struggling to use technology
* Forgetting people's names
* Not knowing songs in the Top 10
* Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style
* Driving slowly
* Complaining more
* Misplacing glasses/bag/ car keys
* Young colleagues
* Allowing yourself a mid-afternoon nap
* Complaining about the rubbish on television these days
* Ears growing bigger
* Preferring a Sunday walk to sleeping in
* Being shocked by racy music videos
* Going on a "no children" cruise
* Taking a keen interest in gardening
* You like getting asked for ID
* Knowing your alcohol limit
* Wearing corduroy trousers
* Telling people exactly what you are thinking, even if it isn't polite
* Falling asleep after one glass of wine
* Taking an unnaturally keen interest in the local free newspaper
* Applying for an allotment
* Driving instead of drinking
* Not being able to lose weight quickly
* Never going out without a coat
* Taking a keen interest in dressing for the weather
* Taking a cushion to the football game because the seats are uncomfortable
* Putting everyday items in the wrong place
* Choosing radio over television
* Wearing cardigans
* Buying newspapers every day
* Paying by cash or check
* Wearing head-to-toe beige

The ones in red are what I feel I do. Am I old?

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